Recipe to Become a Spy
Ingredients:Ambitious or orphaned East German and Russian children
KGB and Stasi spymasters
A KGB spy school in Vinnytsia, Ukraine
Directions:
Stir lightly - do not shake.
Teach them how to act, speak, and live like Americans.
Ship to the US until Mother Russia activates them.
Follow one class from 1962 until they graduate in 1965. Then we pick them up again in 1989 when a potential defector offers up the names of the Lenin Five sleeper agents operating in the US.