Top This

By K. Rose

Pizza knows exactly who she is-a classic. A staple. A respected professional with a spotless image and absolutely no interest in becoming the kind of food people argue about online at two in the morning.

Then Pineapple happens.

Bright, cocky, and completely unbothered by the fact that half the world thinks he's a crime against taste, Pineapple crashes into Pizza's life with zero respect for boundaries, public opinion, or her very reasonable desire to avoid becoming a meme. Their chemistry is instant, chaotic, and one leaked moment away from total disaster.

Which is exactly what happens.

Now Pizza is trending for all the wrong reasons, the food world is acting like she personally burned down tradition, and Pineapple is out here treating scandal like foreplay. As critics rage, fans obsess, and the entire industry develops an extremely unhealthy interest in her personal life, Pizza has to decide whether she wants to keep being the safe choice... or become the pairing nobody can shut up about.

Because being respectable is nice.
Being unforgettable is better.

Top This is a laugh-out-loud, extra-spicy romance spoof packed with sentient food, public chaos, forbidden flavor, and enough scandal to make the whole menu sweat.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HKP4MS57
• ISBN13: 9798199198356
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 154 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"