This book is a collection of four short stories from the unconventional mind of Al Macy. The Christmas Planet Jake Corby's family convinces him to celebrate Christmas on a Disneyland-like planet run by creatures who walk on two legs but resemble schnauzers in elf costumes. When the Corby family arrives, Jake finds that the setup is not quite as innocent as it appears. A Pirate's Life Down and out scavenger...