When womanizer, and possible schizophrenic, John Hazel is offered a serious job promotion by his boss under the condition that John help him kill his wife, John finds himself caught between a rock and a hard place when his boss's wife asks John to do the same for her. John has more than enough on his post-traumatic, hyperactive mind, without something as absurd as this weighing down on him, not to mention he is haunted-well, annoyed more than anything-by either the spirits, or imagined spirits, of a long-dead Italian writer, a French-Renaissance satirist and a she-devil by the name of Sabrina. His lifelong existential crisis, having two hit men on his back, a bad-to-the-bone best friend, and a mentally unstable, power-hungry co-worker, who happens to be the boss's mistress, certainly don't help matters either. Life doesn't seem to want to let up on John. Will he make it through this very bizarre time of tribulation, or will he end up behind bars, stone-cold dead, or simply cracking under the weight of it all?
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