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Paperback Multi-Denominational Survival Bible Book

ISBN: B0F93YC196

ISBN13: 9798284316214

Multi-Denominational Survival Bible

Brethren Heed my words
Seek ye an advisor no further
This Survival Guide Bible is a VERY specific part of your predetermined future
Have you considered that you are reading this Guide because it was preordained? Well, it was
There is no such thing as chance
It was destined, fated, inevitable, bound to happen
You are one of the chosen few.
The Supreme Being of your choice wants...no...Desires you to have this Guide.
If you are blessed enough to be reading this before the end of the world, it is because your chosen deity desires you to have a head start with getting Humanity back on the right track.
Once you have adopted this Guide as your new "Survival Bible," your deity advocates that you purchase all the Guides you can afford, every month for the next ten years, and distribute them amongst the Others, whether they are of your faith or not.
If they accept this Survival Bible, then they are chosen
The all-knowing, all-powerful, Everlasting deity whom you are blessed to worship wants everyone (everyone ) that they choose to survive the future catastrophe (which will come after he/she/they/it hit the restart button) to have the same chance as you for a better future. Again So saith, uh, your "Chosen Deity "
If not God, please substitute the Supreme Being's name or type of your choosing. Thank you. Amen.

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