Mommy Loves You

By Justin Orlando

Think your childhood was adorable?
Think again.

Mommy Loves You is a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest Mother's Day parody that reveals the truth behind the tantrums, the messes, and the moments your mom definitely needed a drink.

From public meltdowns and sleepless nights to sticky hands, loud toys, and chaos that never quits-this adult humor book captures what parenting really looks like when the storybooks close. Told in clever, rhyming verses with escalating absurdity, it's a relatable (and slightly unhinged) tribute to moms everywhere who somehow survived raising tiny humans.

Perfect as a funny Mother's Day gift-or for anyone who wants to say "thanks for putting up with me" in the most inappropriate way possible. Definitely not a children's book.

Why Readers Love This BookHilarious rhyming verses with escalating chaosRelatable parenting moments (turned all the way up)Perfect gag gift for Mother's DayGreat for fans of dark humor and parody booksMake your mom read some dirty words
Perfect ForMother's Day gifts (funny or sarcastic)Adult children with a sense of humorMoms who deserve a drink (or three)Fans of parody children's books for adults

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GYPTDPRX
• ISBN13: 9798259052550
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"