My Beaver Took a Beating

By Justin Orlando

My Beaver Took a Beating is a wildly inappropriate, laugh-out-loud adult parody book for readers who enjoy ridiculous double entendres, naughty humor, and storybooks that absolutely are not for children.

Told in a playful rhyming style, this outrageous tale follows one very busy day in the life of a woman's beloved pet beaver. At first, the attention is gentle. Then the visitors keep coming. Before long, the beaver is patted, poked, flicked, fluffed, trimmed, smacked, and thoroughly worn out by a parade of curious guests. By the end of the day, the poor thing has taken quite enough excitement and is finally raked back home for some well-earned rest.

Packed with over-the-top wordplay, escalating absurdity, and cartoon-style charm, My Beaver Took a Beating is perfect for fans of:

adult parody booksdirty humor and innuendogag gifts and funny bookstwisted bedtime-story spoofshumorous coffee table bookslaugh-out-loud novelty reads

Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a hilarious gift for a friend with a questionable sense of humor, this book delivers big winks, shameless jokes, and nonstop cheeky fun.

Warning: This is an adult humor parody book filled with suggestive comedy and double entendres. It is intended for mature readers and people who know exactly why the title is funny.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GVZD5BGB
• ISBN13: 9798254789727
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"