Vietnam vet Albert "AJ" Jenkins never dreamed he'd have his own starship.When a pile of scrap rocket parts falls and crushes the overweight curmudgeon, he thinks it's finally the end. But just as he's about to take one final breath, a snarky extraterrestrial offers him one last chance. AJ's life in return for the alien sharing his body. With a little coaxing from his new inner resident, AJ's broken carcass improves so much that...