Cosmic Billing Department

By Tom Ball

Existence is about to be cancelled, and the bill is overdue.

Barnaby Sprocket is the Inter-Dimensional Revenue Service's most meticulous auditor. He lives for precise decimal points and orderly ledgers. But when a flashing crimson error message informs him that Reality itself has a lapsed subscription, Barnaby's tidy world fractures.

Universe_Prime_001 is slated for immediate de-manifestation, and the Reality Compliance Department doesn't take kindly to witnesses. Armed with nothing but a prototype Inter-Dimensional Stapler and a desperate urge to survive, Barnaby must staple himself across the multiverse to stay one step ahead of total erasure.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GZX1HPDJ
• ISBN13: 9798233936364
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Tom Ball
• Length: 154 Pages
• Weight: 0.41 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"