Clodhopper

By Daniel Hauser

Normal people don't have horns growing out of their heads; let alone horns that dispense such unsavory advice as "kill your boss." Welcome to the off-kilter world of Irv Whistler - a middle-aged, well-meaning clodhopper whose downward spiral takes him on a hilarious trip through the world of Scandinavian hit men, professional gay wrestling, frozen pizza marketing, tumescence, amorous dachshunds, air rifle-toting terroristic 12-year-olds, angry Scotsmen and hirsute male nurses. All of this and more combine in a sordid tale of deceit, lust, confrontation and murder. Clodhopper is a LOL page-turner that will anesthetize an entire nation against the psychological ravages of the current economic Armageddon.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1797043358
• ISBN13: 9781797043357
• Release Date: March 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 342 Pages
• Weight: 1.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.9" x 6.0"