Book 1: 21% Free Oxygen
Welcome to my New Holland pop-culture empire, where everyone is outraged, shocked, and desperate to crawl back to a 1950s golden era that never actually existed. I've thrown Australia's best-loved customs onto a barbecue, marinated them in VB, and served them up as a heartwarming, totally fictional trip into the future. It's the ultimate sentimental journey-because let's face it, the only other reward for your lifetime of hustle is a ridiculously overpriced Rhine cruise, drinking cask Riesling and listening to an Andr Rieu cover band playing on the deck.
Skip the pimped-up river barge and join me in Another Day in Paradise Lost-my 12-book, futuristic-weird series about this strange civilisation that is rapidly losing its few remaining marbles. If you're ready for a bemused expos of unique Australian silliness, take a deep breath while there is still some free oxygen left.