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"You bitch, you killed me. You suck " Being dead sucks. Make that being un dead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody--the woman of his dreams--is a vampire...
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