You Might Be a Serial Killer If...

By Dustin Gross

He microwaved a burrito, stabbed a man with a fondue fork, and accidentally became a serial killer.

Norman is awkward, beige, emotionally repressed-and disturbingly good at murder. What starts as one self-defense kill (allegedly) spirals into a glitter-fueled spree of darkly artistic homicides, taxidermy tableaus, and a podcast that wants to expose him. Probably.

Now he's dodging detectives, seducing a true crime influencer, and navigating the chaotic world of DIY murder tools, Killers Anonymous, and a judgmental cat named Princess Slaughterface.

Perfect for readers who like their killers quirky, their humor pitch-black, and their crime scenes suspiciously well-lit.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F31F5X8Y
• ISBN13: 9798316124565
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 136 Pages
• Weight: 0.31 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"