WWT: The Deep Dark DEAD State - Trump Zombies - book 1

By: Nick Sky

Politics is DEAD! ...and soon, You will be too.The U.S. is under attack, Rotting Zombies, Dirty Politicians, Clueless Media Talking Heads, Filthy SJWs & even more Dead Things.What to do? Kills, Thrills & Laughs may save the country... or not.Revel in the dismemberment of The Lewd, The Bad, and the Ugly:* Jerkin' Joe Biden * Kreepy Kamala Harris * HillRod Clinton * Jussie Lyin' Sack Smollett * GrimReaper Strzok * Cory The Molester Booker * Fat Albert Gore * Billy the Kid Clinton * Jimmy PeeNut Carter * Potty Mouth Bobby De Niro * Scary Jerry Brown * Vampiress Pelosi *Warning: * Lots of fertile foul language * Hilarious exterminations of political hacks * Trump Wall climbers * and some Punk Rock fun mixed in as the mental soundtrack that will spin in your head, forever *Short list of famous folks who would NOT write the FORWARD to this book, despite my badgering:#1) President Trump: An unexpected visit from the Secret Service and painful beating (from which I am still recovering) discouraged me from any further attempt to contact the 45th President. I don't blame you, Mr. President, but please call off these guys!#2) Oprah: This really hurt. I just LOVE Oprah! She's the coolest. Did you know OPRAH is HARPO spelled backwards?!? I miss you, BABE :-(#3) Greg Gutfeld - FOX News: We used to be so close... you remember, just us in the last stall on the left, reciting e.e. cummings poetry together while sharing amyl nitrite poppers... com'on Greg, call me!#4) ***NAME REDACTED*** due to an ongoing lawsuit and court issued Restraining Order.#5) ...about 43 other celebrities. I finally got tired of begging and locked myself in my attic with that dead and dried-up squirrel that's been up here for 14-years; where I am right now, writing this.Favorite scene from the book:"I'm UNBELIEVEABLE, OOHHHHhhhh!"President Trump mocks the signature Andrew Dice Clay sound sample from that 90's pop-song by the same name. (Chapter 7)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1798685051
• ISBN13: 9781798685051
• Release Date: March 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 202 Pages
• Weight: 0.80 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.5" x 6.0"