Every December, the Murphy household nativity scene descends into chaos. Someone's always to blame - usually a dog. Sometimes it's the camel. It's never Baby Jesus's fault, though he has lost his legs on more than one occasion.
Who Ate Baby Jesus? is a true story told by two dogs and a human: Debra Murphy and her Border Collies Beatrix and Florence. Spanning 2014 to 2025, it charts a decade of family Christmases thrown into disarray by canine mischief, emergency sewing repairs, and the kind of chaos that only makes a family closer.
Beatrix, Debra's beloved first collie, narrates the early years with all the confidence of a dog who has never once caused a problem on purpose. The wise men have opinions. The sheep are not safe. And when Beatrix is gone, Florence picks up the story - younger, bolder, and just as sure she's blameless.
Funny, warm, and unexpectedly moving, this is a book about the stories we tell ourselves to get through the hard years, and the animals who help us tell them.