Where the F... am I?: Charlie Cooper Book 1

By Roger LeDoux

A janitor. A rat. A broken reality.

Charlie Cooper is a janitor, a professional nobody, and possibly the only man in San Francisco whose best friend is a rat named Simon.

Then a frantic stranger jabs him with experimental technology in the cereal aisle, mutters something about "source frequency," and runs.

Now Charlie is glitching through reality, being dragged into television worlds where the rules are absurd, the danger is real, and the commercial breaks might be the only thing keeping him alive. One minute he is surviving a screaming cooking competition. The next, he is tangled in a murder mystery that refuses to stay fictional.

To get home, Charlie has to do the one thing he has spent his whole life avoiding.

He has to be seen.

Funny, strange, and fast-moving, Where the F... am I? is a comic sci-fi mystery about an invisible man, a loyal rat, broken reality, and the terrifying possibility that life does not come with a remote control.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GYZ29CZ9
• ISBN13: 9798259320901
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 222 Pages
• Weight: 0.67 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"