TL: DR - Writing smut is possibly not safe for the average human brain.This book is intended for entertainment purposes only and will NOT teach you how to be a smut writer. It is NOT a "how-to" book Sure, there's likely some decent advice in here, but take everything with a grain of salt and a shot of the good tequila. This is a rambling, possibly tipsy account of my own personal observations, intended only to make you giggle as we open a window...