Uncivilized: A Modern Cryptid's Hairy-Tale

By N J Bevilacqua

He's elusive. He's hairy. He's learning how to use self-checkout.

Sal Squatch has lived most of his life in the quiet shadows of the forest, until now. Fueled by curiosity, questionable advice, and a poncho he found at a bus stop, Sal decides it's time to live like a modern man. Unfortunately, modern life has... complications.

Office culture. Smart home disasters. Modern convenience mishaps. Sal tries side hustles, social etiquette, and even goat yoga. But no matter how many gadgets he buys or seafood buffets he's banned from, one question haunts him: can a Sasquatch ever really fit in?

Told through laugh-out-loud narrative and Sal's deeply sincere (and occasionally squirrel-conspiracy fueled) journal entries, UNCIVILIZED is a heartwarming and hilarious tale about identity, self-acceptance, and the importance of knowing when to unplug, unmask, and just be yourself.

A comedy of errors with a heart as big as its feet, this is the ultimate story of an out of place cryptid on a very human journey.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FP4BM54X
• ISBN13: 9798227590626
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: N.J. Bevilacqua
• Length: 196 Pages
• Weight: 1.03 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 8.5" x 11.0"