Time Burrito

By Aaron Frale

With great burrito comes great responsibility.

Pete's food truck has two major problems: a persistent smell of cat urine and a reputation for mystery meat more suited for college pranks. He was ready to flip his last tortilla until a physics experiment gone nuclear catapulted him into a time vortex.

Now, Pete is lost in the space-time continuum with Clara, a brilliant physics student who has read every paper ever written on temporal mechanics and would very much like Pete to stop making pop culture references about it.

A Recipe for Disaster:

The Stone Age: Pete befriends Unk, a prank-loving Neanderthal who holds the secret to the "perfect seasoning" that will step up the fearless burrito chef's cooking from questionable to delicious.

The Dystopian Future: Criminal trials are broadcast as high-stakes reality TV games. Lose the challenge, get boiled alive.

The 1970s: A high-stakes state fair showdown where the "butterfly effect" is replaced by the "burrito effect."

Clara's handsy professor catches up to them with a time-travel app to hijack Pete's recipes and take Clara as his babe. With the help of a sentient robot lawyer suffering from a crippling identity crisis and a merry prankster Neanderthal, Pete must out-cook, out-run, and out-wit a man who owns the timeline.

Time Burrito is the time-travel comedy you didn't know you were starving for.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1544842244
• ISBN13: 9781544842240
• Release Date: March 2017
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 294 Pages
• Weight: 0.87 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"