Stanley Whipplemartz is a short, skinny kid with bad skin, worse hair, and a cracking voice. And there's that small inconvenience of being, well, a vampire. Unlike the charming, attractive vampires that we've all come to know and love, Stanley is a seventeen-year-old computer geek who was turned at a Star Trek convention in the mid-eighties. Stanley knows no other vampires, and had to learn about his powers the hard way. This includes his frustration...