The Undead Swordsman (Deathmarch)

By Sean Scott

*Please note several different locally run AI models (but don't worry I powered them with solar so its OK) were heavily abused with poorly written system prompts in order to generate this.. book? If it can be called that. In the other series, I used my brain entirely; it was painful, I had to think and stuff.

Welcome to the genre I call 'Grimfunny' because it is entirely too violent, but written in a way that makes me laugh at how absurd it is. Hopefully it can have the same impact on others.
The sword he carries took his life-and still refuses to give it back. Cursed with undeath and stuck in an endless loop of dying badly and resurrecting worse, he staggers across a world falling apart under war, corruption, and magic that probably should've been recalled for safety violations. His mind frays. His enemies multiply faster than he can kill them. Yet he keeps going, powered by stubborn instinct overwhelming rage and bloodlust and whatever scraps of.. character building, haven't leaked out yet. As the march drags him into disasters he never volunteered for, he must face the curse that owns him-and the unsettling possibility that his continued survival might doom more than just himself.

WARNING: Book contains graphic violence, poor life choices, and one very problematic writing style.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HFB8VL6R
• ISBN13: 9798192402801
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 143 Pages
• Weight: 0.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.8" x 0.3" x 5.1"