The Trinity Witches & The Vitality Engine: The Trinity Witches Saga
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The Trinity Witches & The Vitality Engine Book One of The Trinity Witches Saga
In a world where ancient prophecies collide with Yorkshire stubbornness, a ragtag band of misfits holds the fate of everything in their unlikely hands.
When the Obsidian Titan awakens and the WorldEnder's shadow fleets darken the skies, three witches-Fangtasia the moon-drunk vampire, Kurohana the blade-sharp warrior, and Dreina the radiant healer-must reunite to forge a weapon capable of ending the apocalypse. Joined by a cosmic Yorkshireman who once absorbed a comet, a prophesied mushroom king, a porcelain mug with street smarts, and a host of gloriously ridiculous allies (including a mermonster who demands piggy cakes and a cat who refuses to be named anything else), they race across England and beyond.
From the wind-swept cliffs of Whitby to the neon chaos of Vegas gyms, from petrifying caves that mock empty funbags to the highest pub in England where werewolves drink Black Sheep and make pacts under fat moons, every step is laced with danger, desire, and deliciously absurd detours.
Expect: Epic battles against tentacle hives and ice dragonsMoonlit rituals that leave bodies trembling with power and pleasureA werewolf who learns to shift at will... and a witch who learns just how sensitive the new moon can make every inch of skinPiggy cakes, booby lollies, and flapjacks that spark more than sugar highsA prophecy that refuses to take itself seriously-and heroes who refuse to failThis is not your average end-of-the-world tale.
This is the story of the misfits who saved everything... while flirting, fighting, and feasting their way through it.
Buckle up.
The adventure is ridiculous.
The stakes are everything.
And the chemistry?
Explosive.
In a world where ancient prophecies collide with Yorkshire stubbornness, a ragtag band of misfits holds the fate of everything in their unlikely hands.
When the Obsidian Titan awakens and the WorldEnder's shadow fleets darken the skies, three witches-Fangtasia the moon-drunk vampire, Kurohana the blade-sharp warrior, and Dreina the radiant healer-must reunite to forge a weapon capable of ending the apocalypse. Joined by a cosmic Yorkshireman who once absorbed a comet, a prophesied mushroom king, a porcelain mug with street smarts, and a host of gloriously ridiculous allies (including a mermonster who demands piggy cakes and a cat who refuses to be named anything else), they race across England and beyond.
From the wind-swept cliffs of Whitby to the neon chaos of Vegas gyms, from petrifying caves that mock empty funbags to the highest pub in England where werewolves drink Black Sheep and make pacts under fat moons, every step is laced with danger, desire, and deliciously absurd detours.
Expect: Epic battles against tentacle hives and ice dragonsMoonlit rituals that leave bodies trembling with power and pleasureA werewolf who learns to shift at will... and a witch who learns just how sensitive the new moon can make every inch of skinPiggy cakes, booby lollies, and flapjacks that spark more than sugar highsA prophecy that refuses to take itself seriously-and heroes who refuse to failThis is not your average end-of-the-world tale.
This is the story of the misfits who saved everything... while flirting, fighting, and feasting their way through it.
Buckle up.
The adventure is ridiculous.
The stakes are everything.
And the chemistry?
Explosive.
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:B0GMXP1TXG
ISBN13:9798247806325
Release Date:February 2026
Publisher:Independently Published
Length:426 Pages
Weight:1.25 lbs.
Dimensions:0.9" x 6.0" x 9.0"
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