The Timewaster Letters

by Robin Cooper

Book Overview

This is the hilariously surreal correspondence of Robin Cooper, who for several years has been plaguing department stores, hotels, associations, fan clubs and a certain children's book publisher with... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1843171082
• ISBN13: 9781843171089
• Release Date: January 2005
• Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
• Length: 192 Pages
• Weight: 0.53 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.3" x 8.5"

Customer Reviews

Alex K.

This is as funny as it gets -- and I read a lot of humor books!! The author is a genius - so original, so random, so FUNNY! I couldn't stop laughing, even when reading on the subway. I bought a copy for my mom and a copy for a friend. Seriously!

Brilliant, funny, LOL, etc.

Wonderful book, humour is subtle sometimes but always fresh. Like Monty Python? You will love this book.

Bloomin' marvelous read

Loved it. A collection of silly but exceedingly polite letters written to real organizations pitching Cooper's ideas(seemingly pluck from the air). A few themes are carried through the collection (wife's bad ankle and the ongoing struggle to fix the garden shed doors) regardless of the letter's subject matter. I was continually amazed by the good-humoured and patient letters of reply. Bloody lovely sketches too. Delightful.

The funniest book I've ever read

I cannot disagree more with aurelius' review. Naughty aurelius. If you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all, didn't your mother teach you any manners, luv? This is the funniest book I have ever read, so funny that the neighbours on both sides phoned the police on hearing manic laughter emmanating from my bedroom window non-stop between the hours of 10pm and 2am last night. The police confiscated my copy of the book for causing a disturbance of the peace and as they drew away from our house at 5am (after I'd made them a nice cup of tea) I could hear manic laughter drifting playfully out of the windows of the police car, as the policeman who wasn't driving sat reading Robin's book. I do not believe it is normal for British policemen to sample confiscated material under normal circumstances, so a big thumbs up to Mr Cooper for making our local bobbies more daring. I have ticked the box saying I am over the age of 13 even though I'm 46. I hope that's OK.

I FOUND IT A VERY FUNNY EXERCISE IN NONSENSE

Well... Mr.Cooper did something I thought no one would ever think of... take a number of funny-named/strange companies and associations on the UK and write them absolutely silly (but looking like they are serious) letters. These letters propose daring and new projects or ideas (each one sillier than the one before). And he gets many polite (yet funny) responses. I think this is a great book to have. The author writes very well and he has a great sense of "written" timing. Some of my favorites: He writes to a famous clarinetist asking for a favour: help him gather 200 other clarinetists and surprise his wife for her birthday (for the couple is a fan of "all things clarinettal"). He writes to a "named-after-someone" Society saying that he went to school with THAT person and wondering what did THAT person do in order to have a society named after him... since he was the one who used to bully THAT person when they were in school. He writes to a strange sound-related company trying to show them a new machine (designed by him) that reduces noise level by 25 times in a certain area. He gets a welcoming responce from the company and sends them a completely stupid technical diagram that makes no sense. Or... he writes to an turism association trying to sell them an awful add campaign based on a horrible character. You should try it.