The Predictive Eulogy: A Thriller

By Mr Lucas P. P. Thorne

Ethan Reyes built a machine that writes the perfect eulogy.

Feed it a name and it returns the truest thing ever written about that person - specific, intimate, devastatingly kind. Elegy was going to make grief bearable. It was going to make Ethan rich.

Then the people it writes about start to die. Not the grieving. The subjects. A man reads his own beautiful, unpublished eulogy on a Tuesday, and by Wednesday the words have come true.

The machine isn't predicting who dies. It's deciding - and the only thing that pulls the trigger is being believed.

Ethan has two hundred and eight names in a queue, a buyer who wants to scale it to ninety million, and a sister who stopped speaking to him six years ago. He has until the machine finishes writing about the wrong person to work out how you fight a thing that kills with the truth.

You can't argue with a eulogy. Everyone agrees.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HB7758VM
• ISBN13: 9798187894024
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 272 Pages
• Weight: 0.81 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"