A Man's Life: The Complete Instructions

By Gregg Stebben and Denis Boyles

Book Overview

The Complete Instructions to: Animal Magnetism Beer as Food Careers Daycare for Men Exercises that work Firing Your Boss growing tomatoes How to Change a Diaper with One Hand Inspirational Sex Junk-Food Diets Killer hooptricks Landing a 747 Married women Nasty Neighbors Outwitting Fish Pension Plans Quick Cleans Rural real estate Screws Travel Urban Tenting Vested Options What to Do to Your Thumb After You Whack It with a Hammer

and More...

The Complete Instructions for Every Man's Life From Tim Allen, Bryant Gumbel, Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Barry, Chuck Yeager, Charlie Daniels, and hundreds of other men and women everywhere comes the kind of tried-and-true advice and information every guy needs if he wants to be able to: Lose weight and get fit Choose a wife Clean a catfish Create a pension plan Choose a suit Rig a Web browser Find his way home no matter where he is Bend waitresses to his will Talk hardware Open a restaurant Hang out at the beach Get buff brains Hang out with his old man Get a pro shave Buy a house in the country Evaluate an ogle from a woman Field dress a deer Discern different types of women's orgasms

"Forget Tolstoy Skip the Shakespeare In a world of angry, mixed-up women and pitiless, incompetent bosses, this book may be the only friend you have. Fortunately, it's also the only one you'll ever need." --Harry Stein, author of One of the Guys

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0060951419
• ISBN13: 9780060951412
• Release Date: October 1996
• Publisher: PerfectBound
• Length: 484 Pages
• Weight: 1.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.3" x 7.4" x 9.2"

Customer Reviews

A kind of Harlem

I say that because these films appear to be set in almost any urban '30s milieu. What makes it "Harlem" is of course the black cast. That said, it is a fascinating look at black life before WWII, a neglected group of Americans in an overlooked era. Sadly, there is much that mimics white movies of the time, for better and worse. In that of course is the striving of outcasts for acceptance and seeking to express their own social, economic and romantic ideals. That is what lends appeal to these tales of a virtually unknown society.

Man oh man, what a manual

Listen, if you're looking for a poker guide and nothing else, you might want to check the "over a dozen books on gambling" you already own. If you're looking for a witty, clever, informative, humorous take on modern masculinity, you'll really enjoy The Man's Manual. I bought it for my son's birthday and couldn't put it down--I think I learned more than he did. I've always wanted him to learn how to make a bed so tight he can flip a quarter off of it. The segments on how to dress and how to exercise are invaluable--too many men look like fools and hurt themselves in the gym. True experience will only come the hard way, but this book might expedite the process.

Witty and Informative

A smart, lively book. TONS of useful information here - tips on gambling, drinking, carousing, and staying relatively healthy at the same time. The author is a well-known journalist who writes for MEN'S HEALTH and ESQUIRE - he knows his stuff. Pick it up and open to any page, I can guarantee you'll want to read more.

i have to disagree...

with mr. hansen. i just got this book for a friend for father's day, and i haven't heard any complaints at all. not only did he love the thoughtful gesture, but he also thought it was hilarious. he actually called me laughing and said, "the man's manual says i'm going bald either because of hygiene or karma!" take it too seriously (like mr. hansen) or take it a little seriously. i still recommend it.

good for more than a chuckle

I bought this book for my brother and he said it's the most fun he's had reading. He's a regular guy with a regular job, who doesn't normally read. I thought with all the fun illustrations and the short but sweet (and hilarious) directions for picking up waitresses and dumping women, it would be perfect for him. And so it is.