The Little Book of Excuses

By Mike Pearson

Didn't wash up?

Late again?

Forgot a birthday?

Bought something you definitely didn't need?

Don't panic...

The Little Book of Excuses is packed with hilarious responses to life's everyday interrogations.

Inside you'll find 50 relatable situations, each with five ready-made excuses ranging from surprisingly believable to completely ridiculous. Whether you're explaining why the bins are still full, why the dog is soaking wet, or why you're still in bed at noon, there's always a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Will these excuses actually get you out of trouble?

Probably not.

Will they make people laugh?

Absolutely.

Perfect as a gift, stocking filler, coffee table book, or toilet read, The Little Book of Excuses is ideal for anyone who's ever found themselves saying...

"There's a perfectly reasonable explanation."

Just remember...

If anyone asks...

You didn't get these from this book.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HDKP7ZBN
• ISBN13: 9798191235554
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 58 Pages
• Weight: 0.15 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"