The Leopard in My House: One Man's Adventures in Cancerland

By Mark Steel

'I feel like there's a leopard in my house, locked in a room. I've contacted the leopard authorities and they assure me they are used to dealing with leopards like this, and they have a plan for removing the leopard. It will take a while, though, and once in a while I can hear it growl.'

And that's all very reassuring. Even so, several times a day I think to myself: "Hang on, there's a leopard in my house."'
One morning, while shaving, the comedian Mark Steel noticed that one side of his neck seemed larger than the other. After a whistlestop tour of assorted medical professionals, a consultant delivered the ominous words that would define the next months of his life: 'I'm afraid it's not good news, Mr. Steel'.
And so began a journey into the heart of the NHS, as he embarked on the long and uncertain road to cancer recovery via a range of mildly torturous and entirely miraculous treatments. What, if anything, might he learn about himself - and our capacity for coping with life when times get tough - as he becomes part of a club that one in two British people will ultimately join?
A frank and funny diary of one man's rather trying year, this is an unforgettable and uplifting story of getting ill, getting on with it, and getting better.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1529941024
• ISBN13: 9781529941029
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Ebury Press
• Length: 320 Pages
• Weight: 1.14 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.3" x 5.9" x 9.4"