The Hitchhiker's Guide to Fairy Tales: Where the Plot Writes Itself (and is Usually Drunk)

By Elvis Browne

Ever wondered what happens when your favorite fairy tales go off-script? When destiny calls, but the universe is clearly having a laugh? Welcome to the chaotic, hilarious world of The Hitchhiker's Guide to Fairy Tales.

Meet Grimm, a fundamentally decent folklorist who just wanted to collect quiet stories. Instead, he's found himself entangled with a sentient, drama-loving Quill (affectionately nicknamed "Inky" by absolutely no one) that insists on writing its own reality - and usually, it's had one too many plot twists.

Join this unlikely band of misfits as they navigate a world where enchanted objects have attitudes, prophecies are just suggestions, and the path to "happily ever after" is riddled with sarcastic remarks and unexpected detours. From the practical magic of Elsbeth, the Supernatural Detective, to the quiet wisdom of the Librarian of Lost Tales, the philosophical musings of Reynard the Wolf, and the no-nonsense leadership of Hedwig, Headmistress of Unlikely Protagonists - everyone's just trying to survive the narrative.

If you love your fantasy with a healthy dose of wit, a dash of the absurd, and characters who are as flawed as they are unforgettable, then buckle up. Because in this guide, the plot truly writes itself, and it's always ready for another wild ride.

Grab your satchel, keep your spectacles on, and prepare for a fairy tale adventure unlike any you've read before

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FCRKQMQ1
• ISBN13: 9798287551636
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 54 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"