The Great British Tea-Break Anomaly: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors

By Raven Hollow

The universe is collapsing. The kettle is on.

Gerald Finch is a man of routine.

As a dedicated building caretaker, his days revolve around polished floors, working radiators, and ensuring the biscuit tin is never empty. He likes things orderly. Predictable. Sensible.

Then the staffroom opens a portal to another dimension.

What begins as a minor electrical fault quickly escalates into a full-scale cosmic inconvenience. Interdimensional rifts appear between tea breaks. Alien entities wander in, convinced the photocopier is their leader. And reality itself starts behaving... improperly.

Through it all, Gerald remains steadfast.

Armed with nothing but a master key, a clipboard, and an unshakable commitment to health and safety regulations, he must contain the chaos - preferably without making a fuss or missing his lunch break.

Because while the fate of the universe may hang in the balance...

someone still has to fix the heating.

The Great British Tea-Break Anomaly is a hilarious, fast-paced sci-fi comedy filled with dry wit, absurd situations, and an unlikely hero proving that sometimes the most ordinary people are the only ones capable of handling the extraordinary.

Perfect for readers who love:

British humor and dry witabsurd sci-fi comedyquirky, understated heroesworkplace satirecosmic chaos with a lighthearted tonestories in the spirit of Douglas Adams-style humor

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GW34L39Q
• ISBN13: 9798254854487
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 46 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"