28-year-old Susan Williams had given up on her life's ambition to become a computer programmer. However, at a disco she discovers some stingy goblins trying to mug her virtuous mother, May Noris, and she decides it's time for change. In need of some glasses and simple spells, incredible and hilarious Susan pops to Skegness for a bit of shopping. Having led a cosy life, Susan finds herself unable to find simple spells in Skegness...