The Coffee Conundrum

By Tim Battersby

Synopsis: The Coffee Conundrum by Tim Battersby

Bernard Bixby isn't asking for much-just a decent cup of coffee and a quiet morning without emotional turbulence or pants-related incidents. But when his coffee machine dies a tragic, gurgling death, Bernard is thrust into a caffeine-deprived spiral of existential dread, public embarrassment, and latte-fueled absurdity.

What starts as a simple quest for caffeine turns into a hilarious urban odyssey involving unicorn lattes, overly chipper baristas, and brief philosophical tangents about toaster therapy. As Bernard navigates crowded coffee shops and mind-numbing small talk, he becomes the unwitting hero of his own jittery epic-powered by equal parts desperation and espresso.

The Coffee Conundrum is a fast-paced, wildly funny monologue that blends observational comedy with heart. Perfect for fans of Robin Williams-style storytelling, it's a love letter to coffee, chaos, and the universal madness of mornings.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FF9S3VLK
• ISBN13: 9798288776519
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 307 Pages
• Weight: 0.91 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.7" x 6.0"