Calling all cat people Do you have a cat? Do you want a cat? Have you ever heard of cats? This book is for you If you've ever thought about owning a cat, this book contains all you need to know. Once you have a cat, you will need to: 1) Name it (remember, it doesn't really matter. Cats don't come when called). 2) Play with it (not that it will let you). 3) Pet it (don't forget Band-Aids ). In addition to helpful tips for petting your cat (good luck ) and bonding with your cat, it also includes an essential supply list of things for your cat to ignore. Remember: you don't own the cat. You take care of cat. But also, the cat takes care of you. With love and humor, author-illustrator Keith Negley celebrates the bizarre and regal creatures we call pets in this companion to The Beginner's Guide to Being a Wizard.
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