Max (Bruno Kirby) is a conniving entrepreneur. He tries to make a deal with a Russian by copying and selling a painting, stolen from Russians that stole it from N-a--z-i-s that stole it from France. Instead, he is given the job of delivering a tape to people in Helsinki. He must pose as a "Reindeer condom" distributor.
It turns out that the tape on the surface is a p-o-r-n tape, which sees a lot of mileage in this movie, which is somehow embedded with a coded message. The CIA wants to be sure it does not reach KGB hands.
Of course, the Cold War is supposed to be over, but enter Harry Howe (Bill Pullman), CIA, and Natasha Scriabina (Irène Jacob), KGB, supposed lovers. Toss in Dave, a renegade CIA agent, and you have a strange mix.
Everyone is out for themselves and still has to be civil. A substitute video is produced, and we get to watch. Will Harry and Natasha get over their different backgrounds? Will Max ever make a profit? Someone is bound to be shot. The real question is, is Louise Hodges (P-o-r-n Woman) now an actor?
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