Golly, where do I even begin? My name is Dallas King, however you may address me by my first name. It just gives me the willies when people say my last name. So please stick with the first. And I'd say I'm a pretty fair guy. A lot of people say I have a weird personality, to which I say THANK YOU. A lot of people don't seem to notice my exterior as compared to my interior, so it's nice to see what others have to say. And I know at times I...