Sloane Archer Gets What She Deserves

By Lise Gold

Socialite Sloane Archer is at a wedding she'd very much like to leave. She has a Porsche outside, a cheating boyfriend behind the winery, and too much champagne in her system. What she doesn't have is the good sense to call a cab.

Eight hours later, she's been arrested, her face is on every gossip site in the country, and she's been nicknamed Princess Pigpen. She's sentenced to two months of court-ordered service at the small California animal sanctuary she drove into, and, to make matters worse, her father cuts her off, leaving her stranded in Duster, a town with one motel, one diner, and zero charm.

Maggie Dawson runs Dawson's Sanctuary on grit and goodwill. She doesn't have time for spoiled heiresses, and she's made a list of every miserable job Sloane Archer is going to do. Two months in the middle of nowhere with a bus that runs twice a day and chores worthy of her new nickname should be enough to humble Sloane once and for all. Princess Pigpen is going to earn the name.

Sloane Archer Gets What She Deserves is a laugh-out-loud, slow-burn sapphic romcom about terrible decisions, ruined manicures, and a sentence that turns out to be a gift.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1036988864
• ISBN13: 9781036988869
• Release Date: June 2026
• Publisher: Lise Gold Books
• Length: 372 Pages
• Weight: 0.81 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.0" x 8.0"