Santa must Die: A Criminal Carol

By Jason Underwood

Christmas wasn't ruined. It was exposed. When a crew of damaged holiday mascots stumbles into Santa Claus's real operation, they learn the truth fast: the North Pole is just another syndicate, and Santa protects his empire with money, violence, and myth.
What begins as a bad score turns into open war. Bodies fall-loyalty fractures. Jokes get darker. And the solution becomes unavoidable. Santa has to die. This is a brutal, no filter crime novel packed with satire, rotten humor, and antiheroes who cope through bad decisions and worse punchlines. Holiday folklore is stripped down and beaten bloody, replaced with a criminal underworld that runs on fear, leverage, and denial.
Thers no redemyion. Thers no saftey net. Thers only escalation

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G62D4G5V
• ISBN13: 9798277778722
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.31 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"