Real Men Don't Say Splendid: A Lexicon of Unmanliness

by Michael E. Gorman

Book Overview

People of the male persuasion could become lost in a gray area of androgynous expressions. Sheets or linens? Shoes or pumps? Is it ever OK to say "bye bye" or "scrumptious"? There are words that a... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1593598769
• ISBN13: 9781593598761
• Release Date: June 2007
• Publisher: Peter Pauper Press
• Length: 102 Pages
• Weight: 0.62 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.4" x 6.2"

Customer Reviews

Where's Volume Two Already?!?!?

As a single guy I need all the help I can get out there. Thanks to the folks at Real Men Don't Say Splendid, I now have an extra wingman. Not only do I use it to prep for a date, but its small enough to fit in my blazer pocket. "Real Men..." is the perfect date companion. I've spent the last 6 months mastering volume one, but I can't help thinking that there may still be words in my vernacular that are not acceptable. Don't send me out there ill-prepared!! Where's volume two??

Great book!!

Very smart idea!! Great book! Totally on the mark. I get alot of "of course me never say these words." from alot of my guy friends. Great gift.

This book is great!

Very funny book. Michael Gorman really has a unique talent. I am looking forward to his next book.

Splendidly Funny!

This book never fails. Every time I show it to a new person, they can't help but laugh out loud. Each word is dead on - no guy should ever say these! And the example sentences crack me up. I can hear them coming out of someone's mouth! The best part is everyone who reads it wants to contribute their own words. It makes for a really fun conversation starter. Definitely keep this one in your living room or give it to the "real man" in your life who may or may not be a culprit of using these words. It's a guaranteed laugh!

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