Quack: Quack is quack

By D Bill Bill Mallard

QUACK
A Novel Written by a Duck

Have you ever wondered what ducks are really saying?

For generations, humans have watched ducks glide across peaceful ponds, gather in noisy flocks, and disappear into the sky-never knowing the remarkable story hidden behind every quack.

Until now.

QUACK is a humorous novelty book that presents the complete, unabridged "autobiography" of a duck, faithfully translated into the only language ducks have ever trusted.

Experience a journey of friendship, migration, adventure, mystery, hope, and homecoming-all told exactly as the author intended.

Whether you imagine a heartfelt masterpiece or the funniest book you've ever opened, QUACK leaves the interpretation entirely up to you.

Perfect for:

Duck lovers

Bird enthusiasts

Fans of absurd humor

Coffee table collections

White elephant gifts

Gag gifts

Readers who enjoy unique and quirky books

Open the first page...

And let the story begin.

Quack.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H9FVPBP5
• ISBN13: 9798187889495
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 44 Pages
• Weight: 0.12 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"