Professor Birdsong's 157 Dumbest Thieves

By Leonard Birdsong

Professor Birdsong is back at it bringing you stories of dumb thieves that creates laugh-out-loud enjoyment. How stupid can thieves be? Please enjoy the following samples. * A man stole a rookie police officer's personal vehicle the night of the officer's Police Academy graduation and went on a buying spree with the victim's credit cards at Taco Bell and Walmart. * A bank robber slipped up, literally, while making his getaway on foot across four lanes of traffic and a restaurant parking lot before slipping on a patch of ice where he was arrested. * Cape Cod is where the so-called "Obit Bandit" was accused of breaking into homes while residents attended wakes and funerals. *After a 20-mile car chase one suspect drove onto a dock and straight in to a lake, then got out of the car and tried to swim away before officer's caught him. * One industrious thief cut a hole in a pizzeria roof to raid the cash register, then realized he couldn't get out. He then broke through a wall into a liquor store where he got drunk and passed out. Get your copy of 157 Dumbest Thieves for these and many other stories that will make your sides ache with laughter.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0997957336
• ISBN13: 9780997957334
• Release Date: October 2019
• Publisher: Winghurst Publications
• Length: 100 Pages
• Weight: 0.26 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"