Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 4: Riker vs Gaston, Armageddon and Killing Buzz & Woody

By Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations: Riker vs Gaston

It's time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who's your choice: Star Trek's Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney's Beauty and the Beast's Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:

Herculean muscle-pumps David and the Goliath...the truth is told Witty one liners from biblical characters. How does a genie have sex?

Pointless Conversations: Armageddon

Time for Armageddon ...the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are:

Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security. If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent? Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday? Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?

Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody

Here's a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although I'm about to do that right now...

If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die? Forget Captain American, here's Captain Jesus Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris? Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar

This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by... ummm... anything, to be fair.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1789820456
• ISBN13: 9781789820454
• Release Date: July 2019
• Publisher: Acorn Books
• Length: 82 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.5" x 8.5"