Pirates of Appalachia is an epic absurdist satire releasing as a weekly serial. Think '90s-era irreverent, nothing and no one's sacred comedy with a multi-award-winning author's touch. There be hillbilly pirates, political satire, drone warfare turned arcade spectacle, the litfic malaise of being stranded in a thankless job (+ hostile takeovers), and a fantasy world where one family battles valiantly against the sudden appearance of mysterious flying gods who fire explosive spears. Each chapter starts with a Greek Chorus (keeping it theme-oriented: a "pirate" chorus) consisting of the various media we consume in our daily lives.