Meet a pigeon who wants a bath, a spider who wants to be Spider-Man, a grandad who's lost his marbles and a King who would rather carry on with his tea than see the Prime Minister. Piffle, Pants and Custard Creams is a collection of silly poems for children made for reading aloud, giggling together and learning by accident. For children aged 6 to 9 and not-so-grown-ups.