Phallicacies

By Jasper McCutcheon

Three erotic tales in praise of the penis. Story 1: Open Windows - just because she is stricken with cancer doesn't mean she can't jump his bone. Story 2: I Am Goddess Justitia - Three crucified men explain their motives to the Roman goddess of right and wrong, and then she jumps their bones. Story 3: I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen - WWII Pacific Theater fighter pilot falls into the clutches of a Christian lady missionary gone mad, and she orders her tribe of pygmy disciples to repeatedly and very, very tightly jump his bone. 46k words for ADULTS ONLY.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1480047546
• ISBN13: 9781480047549
• Release Date: October 2012
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 184 Pages
• Weight: 0.56 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"