They took my parents from the one place I thought they were safe. Now, to get them back, I have to go after the kidnappers myself-which requires a massive pile of cash I don't have. Enter my new side hustle: selling my own DNA. I'm currently trying to convince cynical hospital doctors that my blood is the holy grail of cancer cures so they can pitch it to Big Pharma for a massive payout. It is a race against time, corporate greed, and my own rising blood pressure.