From The Patralmador Paradox: Pendleton drew a deep breath and shifted uneasily in his chair, 'I know you're going to think this is very strange but, please understand, this is not my idea. I have to ask about your, uh, sexuality." 'You mean do I like boys or girls, or both? Or neither?" 'I'm hoping you like boys." He hurriedly added, 'Not that it matters." Sheila was laughing again, 'You sound like Seinfeld." 'Who?"