One Man. One Squirrel. Zero Donuts.: The Totally True-ish Tale of Revenge and One Very Annoying Squirrel

By David Gregory

He just wanted a donut. Instead, he declared war.
Harold Bloom's life is simple: wake up, survive work, and celebrate every Friday with a donut. But when a devious squirrel begins hijacking his morning routine-and his pastries-it triggers an all-out battle between man and rodent.
Armed with bagels, birdseed, and a daughter who's way smarter than him, Harold must reclaim his dignity (and maybe a Boston cream).
Packed with absurd humor, heartwarming chaos, and one extremely annoying squirrel, this totally true-ish tale will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe craving a donut.
Perfect for fans of offbeat family comedies

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FKTS7FZZ
• ISBN13: 9798294361716
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 58 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"