You know that feeling when your life is a raging dumpster fire, but you just keep smiling because, hey, at least it's warm? Yeah, welcome to my world. I'm Shawn Salvatori, the worst vampire in history. Seriously. I couldn't intimidate a squirrel; my fangs were tiny and not intimidating in the least, and let's not even talk about my terrible luck. Case in point: I somehow landed in a love triangle I didn't see coming, and I have zero idea what to do about it. (Spoiler: Awkwardness. So much awkwardness.) Oh, and the monster I ran away from? The one who has haunted my nightmares? Yeah, he found a way to get to me: I am dead in my mother's eyes. But wait, there's more Turns out the truth about my father's death is a lot more nefarious than I ever imagined, and now Andrei-the terrifying, overprotective vampire who will kill for me whether I like it or not-is ready to wipe out the monster's entire coven in retaliation. So, to sum up: I'm dodging death, heartbreak, and homicidal politics of the Original Chevalier. But hey, it's not all bad I'm still breathing (mostly), I've got a great sense of humor, and who knows? Maybe my luck is about to change. ...Right?
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