Are you tired of being an illiterate f***? Inside this book, you'll find the perfect remedy: a selective dictionary of only the most pretentious and archaic words. Impress your mother and bamboozle your father. Flirt with the boundaries of acceptable behavior and test the limits of your friends' patience as you flaunt your newfound verbosity. When all else fails, I've included nine mediocre stories to titillate your senses and remind you that you aren't the dumbest person in the world.*0% of the proceeds go to charity
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