Neckbeard The Awesome Pirate

By Dennes Sims

Rob Morgan is a network engineer from that sprawling metropolis called Omaha, Nebraska, going about his jaded, unremarkable life-until a team of men in black suits yanks him out of his best friend's wedding.

He's hauled off to a black-site defense project that is totally not run by anyone who has anything to do with the government whatsoever. Wink-wink.

After accidentally being pulled into a wormhole, Rob lands in the year 1700, during the Golden Age of Piracy-thrust into a world of cannon fire, sword fights, treasure maps, and men in serious need of better hygiene. And because his luck runs like that, he's mistaken for the notorious pirate Bloody Bob Morgan, forcing him to become the legend everyone thinks he is while he hunts for a way back home.

Combining real historical figures from the Golden Age of Piracy with time travel, rewritten history, and expert-level sarcasm, Neckbeard the Awesome Pirate is a swashbuckling, wild, and entertaining ride you won't want to put down.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HB3FG3HP
• ISBN13: 9798996515134
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Dms Publishing
• Length: 524 Pages
• Weight: 1.53 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"