My little brother despises me... He is tying the knot.
Naturally, my mother will have a field day over the fact that I'm still single.
But love belongs to the crows. That nonsense is not worth my time.
Thus, in a pinch, a false date from an agency will do.
I hope this poor lady in need is willing to meet my miserable family.
I'll have to offer her a bonus if she makes it through. Perhaps employ her for my most lonely nights.